Double Cup Cargo Shorts: the full spec sheet
Only one product sits in the denim collection at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup at present, and that product is the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. What you get is 14 oz denim, a mid-weight that holds a leg shape rather than collapsing, and the rise sits mid. A garment dye sets the color, applied through what the brand Desto Dubb calls a double dye process to mimic sun-fading, which means two pairs in the same colorway will not be identical. Double-layer double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly, and a custom leather patch: the construction details are specific. Carried over from the graphics into the pocket build, the brand’s own cup motif is what the name refers to. Grey, Black/Green, Purple and Red are the four colorways listed, and the size run goes by waist rather than by letter. Price sits at about $150 at the brand’s own store as of September 2026, listed against a higher compare-at figure of $300, and that kind of markdown does not stay live forever.
The rest of the shorts rail, style by style
A much wider shorts offering surrounds that single denim style, and it is where most alocs shorts searches actually end up. The main tier sits at about $150 and includes the Glocc Shorts, Mexico Glocc Shorts and USA Glocc Shorts, which run as a set of three variations on the same graphic idea. Sitting alongside them are the Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts and the Awful Lot Of Stincs Buddha Shorts, plus the ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts from the same capsule, which was published to the store in July 2026. The Awful Lot Of Chiefin Heavily Shorts and the Classic Sweat Shorts close that price tier, with the sweat short the obvious pairing for the matching fleece bottoms in the catalogue. Further down the Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts land at about $100 and the Women’s Booty Shorts at about $60, which is what gives the category its $60 to $150 band. As a standing clearance mechanic the brand also runs a Mystery Shorts item at about $50 that lets the floor dip below that band when stock needs clearing. All of these figures came from what the brand’s own store showed as of September 2026, and this label re-prices with drops.
The other denim and workwear pieces
Denim buyers should know the shorts are not the end of it, even though they are the only denim short. At about $300 each the ALOCS Denim Jacket runs in Black, Blue and Tan, and the ALOCS Carpenter Pants run in the same three colors at the same price. The nearest thing the catalogue has to a full-length companion for the cargo short is those carpenter pants, and they carry the same waist-based sizing logic. Sitting next to the denim is a workwear line built on Dickies bodies, including the Cough Syrup Loose Fit Dickies Pants at about $250 and the Glocc Dickies Pants at about $300, both published as a 65% cotton and 35% polyester blend. That blend gives the game away, workwear and denim being different propositions here: one is a hard-wearing poly-cotton twill, the other is raw weight in cotton. Constant across all of it are the construction signals, with the signature yellow woven label turning up garment after garment in the brand’s own copy. Product copy also states the pieces are made in Los Angeles, hand-dyed and printed there, and screen-printed there, which is a real cost input at these prices.
The lineup in one table
The table below lists what the brand publishes, and nothing beyond it. Wherever a product page gives no fabric weight or flat measurement, the cell says so instead of guessing at a number. Prices are the brand’s own store figures as of September 2026 and will move with drops, restocks and sale periods. Fit notes stay per product, since this label publishes them per product and they are not uniform across the catalogue. Only a full published measurement table is the denim short, which is why it carries the most detail. Use it as a shortlist and then open the individual listing for the style you want before choosing a size.
| Piece | Price | Published measurements or fabric | Fit note |
|---|---|---|---|
| Double Cup Cargo Shorts | about $150, listed from $300 as compare-at | 14 oz denim; from S 29.5″ waist / 7.75″ inseam up to 2XL 37.5″ / 9.5″ | True to size; one size up for oversized |
| Glocc, Mexico Glocc, USA Glocc Shorts | around $150 each | Not published separately | Check the note on the product page |
| Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts | about $150 | Not published separately | Check the note on that product |
| Awful Lot Of Stincs Buddha Shorts | around $150 | Not separately published | Check the product note |
| ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts | roughly $150 | Not separately published by the brand | Check the product note |
| Awful Lot Of Chiefin Heavily Shorts | roughly $150 | Not separately published by the brand | Check the note on the product page |
| Classic Sweat Shorts | about $150 | Not published separately | Read the product note |
| Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts | around $100 | Not separately listed | Check the product note |
| Women’s Booty Shorts | about $60 | Not separately published by the brand | Published as true to size |
| ALOCS Denim Jacket, Black, Blue, Tan | roughly $300 apiece | Denim; no weight published separately | Letter sizing |
| ALOCS Carpenter Pants, Black, Blue, Tan | about $300 each | Denim; no weight published separately | Sized by waist, running 28 to 44 |
Sizing: go by the waist, not the letter
Priced and sized by waist measurement, the denim and workwear here run 28 to 44, which removes most of the guesswork that letter sizing introduces. A full flat table exists for the Double Cup Cargo Shorts: small is a 29.5 inch waist with a 7.75 inch inseam, medium 31.5 and 8, large 33.5 and 8.5, extra large 35.5 and 9, and 2XL 37.5 and 9.5. Half an inch of inseam per size keeps the short roughly the same length on the leg as the waist grows, rather than dropping toward the knee. It runs true to size, and for an oversized fit you size up one, which is how explicit the fit guidance is on this style. The whole instruction is that single step, so going up two on a 14 oz denim body will read as baggy rather than oversized. Measurements mostly do not get published across the rest of the shorts rail, so the per-product fit sentence is the only guidance you get. The brand publishes no global size chart and no washing instructions anywhere on its store, which is worth stating plainly, so do not assume a care routine from the garment-dye alone.
What searchers are actually after
Traffic looking for denim shorts from this label arrives in large part typing the word jorts, and that word needs handling carefully. The brand uses it nowhere, not on any product page and not in any product name. Since the Double Cup Cargo Shorts are the only denim short in the catalogue, that is what searchers mean, and the useful translation is simply that the jorts everybody is asking about are the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. The brand name itself follows the same pattern, getting typed as awful lot of cough syrup, awful lotta cough syrup and a dozen other near-misses, none of which are the brand’s own spelling. That matters practically, because a lot of stores selling cough syrup clothing under those spellings have no connection to the label at all. What works is checking the garment: the yellow woven label, the published 14 oz denim spec, the real price levels, and whether the product name appears in the brand’s own catalogue. Buying alocs clothing in person means the Los Angeles stores at 7669 Melrose Ave and 312 W 5th St or the Houston store at 5410 Almeda Rd, and anyone shopping online should re-check the current price before buying, since everything quoted here is a September 2026 snapshot.
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